I'm having an OK time this winter since I keep getting days off from work, have a pound of bacon in my fridge, and don't own a single thing of value that I would have to shovel out. Enjoy your homes and cars, people! I'm sitting pretty in my managed apartment in rat city. Loves ya.
Now let's play a game:
Kill: Cupid... because he aint done shit for me.
Marry: Mother Nature... because it will literally shower you with attention.
F: The MBTA... because I always go for men who are unreliable and distant.