2. Cat costumes are boring except for the tail.
3. It would be so cool to have a tail, though.
4. Reading The Book Thief on the bus is an excellent reminder that being stuck in traffic is not the worst thing that could happen to you; Nazi Germany is.
5. Adults have bartenders at their house parties. Bartenders!
6. When I drink vodka, I try to set my gay friends up with straight guys.
7. I also steal ribbons from a Halloween decoration to make a collar so that my costume is more "authentic".
8. Referees are life-ruiners. They ruin people's lives.
9. Every once in a while, I listen to Radiohead for 4 hours and pretend to be introspective.
10. Exit Music (For a Film) is one of the best songs ever made. I have emotional and physical responses whenever I hear it.