3. The Fells is a lot more hikey than you might think.
5. Squats are an important exercise because if you ever have to pee in the woods, you'll be fully prepared.
6. I am really good at identifying shapes and colors that guide you through the trails. Some would say I'm a natural leader. #puns
7. "Too much nature! Too much nature!" is what I scream when I almost step on a snake.
8. Alt+J = ∆
9. If you pour icing over a "healthy" pumpkin cake and let it sit on your counter for a few hours, it eventually tastes less healthy and therefore delicious.
10. Fiona Apple covered "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory for a Chipotle commercial: