- Go out to buy cat food.
- Spend 15 minutes picking out chapstick at CVS when you don't need chapstick.
- Get back into your pajamas.
- Read in bed / take a nap around 3.
- Watch The Golden Girls on TV Land.
- Watch Friends on TV Land (even though you have the entire series on DVD).
- WATCH TV LAND.
- Have pizza and wine with your roommate and make sure that you are still in your pajamas; it's almost time for bed anyway.
Things to do on your birthday when your roommate cares about your birthday:
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*Alternative title: "Things to Do on Your Birthday When You're a Senior Citizen"