In order to survive being on the elliptical, I a) listen to gangster rap from 1996-2001, or b) recall, in chronological order, every celebrity/fictional character I've ever had a crush on. Here you go:
|Says a lot about me, I think.|
|So much in common.|
|He had me at Radiohead.|
|Sexiest Disney concert ever, am I right?|
|This picture was on my birthday cake.|
|In love with a dead guy.|
At this point, it's possible that I started liking actual boys. Or maybe not.