Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Warning: Contains Graphic Images

In honor of National Coming Out Day (which was actually yesterday, so I'm late, as per usual), I wanted to tell you guys something...

My cat is gay.
Don't look at me.

How do I know? Well, first of all, all his friends are girls. 

"Fag hag"

 Secondly, he LOVES Vera Bradley. 

Me love bag.

And lastly, but just as important, he has sex with guys:

Get it girl.

And you know what? I'm okay with that. As my dad said, when we saw a handful of grown men standing in the Cape Cod Mall parking lot wearing leather chaps and chains: "Whatever. Different strokes for different folks."


  1. hahahahhaha. best!

  2. did you pose your cat in my bag on my bed?!

  3. Oops. I found him in your room one day like that and he looked so cute I had to take a picture. But I didn't want him to get in trouble, so I didn't tell you. #bestmom


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